The christians have been having anal sex in the towns water supply again.


How do you know this?


I can tell by the taste.


Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Lenovo and IBM - the Great Motherboard Replacement Scam

Image
I have one of the Lenovo G570 Laptops. And this is really BAD. The first one is that the management of Lenovo have done a deal with Microsoft to install an Operating System on the hard drive, and they claim that allocating a "special area" of the hard drive for recovery purposes, is a solution in case of "some kind of OS / Hard Drive problem - but they do not give you a copy of the OS on a DVD, to reinstall it, in case the OS crashed or a new HDD was needed etc.... This means that IF your operating system corrupts, your going to be facing a HUGE and BAD uphill battle to get a copy of YOUR operating system from Lenovo. No doing on the spot brain surgery on your own lap top by reinstalling the OS... No. This comes down to you not getting a 20c DVD with your operating system on it, Vs. hours fighting with idiots on the phone and days and or weeks waiting around for the DVD to arrive - if ever. With the amount of down time a non working laptop can cost you in losses, you may...
Read more

Das Keyboard - ARE junk. Here's why.

Image
The "DAS KEYBOARD" (or The "The Keyboard") is an interesting piece of both "allegedly" good quality switches, piss poor design, misleading advertising (outright bullshit) and useless customer support. The pro-model. The ultimate model. They do use the apparently remarkable "Cherry" (brand) key switches, who's main claim to fame is that although gold plating can be made remarkably thin and the contact area is remarkably small, the switch contacts are gold plated - which makes them corrosion and arc resistant, and they are rated to 50 million cycles - or so they claim - you know, "press any key" + "unpress" = one cycle. This is their main claim to fame - the longevity of the key switches. "Yes the Das Keyboard (by implication) will last as long as the switches it is composed of - that's 50 million presses of each of the key switches..." But is that the actual contacts are claimed to be rated for 50M cycles? Or ...
Read more

Rat Face got the Dislike button.

Image
This actually does look like her.. Awesome. Rat Face and I - our paths used to cross from time to time and the friendly greeting in passing, perhaps to be followed up with some small talk - was fairly frequently met with hostile silence... Like she doesn't have a butt plug up her arse, she has a cactus.... LOL Not my problem - have a great day. But of late, as I have changed courses in life, I have been dealing with WOMEN and men, who are into dealing with their family of origin issues - and some of them are pretty sane and grounded. Which makes her in comparison, look like an angry, nasty, dysfunctional cunt. Starting with the family of origin issues....  It's bad. And then examining the cultural norms of her peer group and environment - merely an extension of her families craziness. It's worse - in that there is way more of it, and everyone reinforces the lowest common denominator - the system of family and social dysfunction. Everyone reinforces everyone else, in staying...
Read more