How does this work?

OK I needed to find out some info related to internet issues.

So I call the company - again - with a mix of dumb Aussie cunts in an  Aussie call centre and dumb wog cunts a foreign call centre.

I give the information that this account is based upon - and 5 or 6 of them in a row, say they can't find the account on their system...

So they start doing things like asking for email address's, then phone numbers, post codes, customer numbers, billing codes - and and - and.....

I just slam them- like your system is FUCKED - because IF you can't find the DATA that the actual account is based upon, in the first instance, what are you doing wasting my time simply expanding the search criteria....

Fucking idiots....

 5 people in a row for the same company.....


It's like telling these dumb cunts, that the power has gone out in the district...

I can tell - the lights have gone off - in my house, in my street - all the street lights and all the other houses etc...

I tell them ''The power is off in my home, the street lights, and all the houses in the street....."

So what do they do?

Then they ask me to check the light in the fridge...

I tell them, "The power is OFF in the whole DISTRICT."

And does the TV work?

I tell them, "The power is OFF in the whole DISTRICT."

What about the light in the toilet?

I tell them, "The power is OFF in the whole DISTRICT."

What about your mobile phone - does that charge when it's plugged into the charger?

I tell them, "The power is OFF in the whole DISTRICT."


Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - my tolerance dumb cunt-itis reaches it's highly stretched limit....

"Fuck YOU - the power is OFF - and NOTHING ELSE IS GOING TO WORK - so stop asking me STUPID FUCKING QUESTIONS..."


It's that level of a CORE issue and all the dumb cunts can do is ask all sorts of fluff and bullshit ......

Fuck.

I want a day and time answer and that is like a 1 to 2 minute call - and I get 5 fucks in a row that can't get it sorted....

Now while they type up their thesis, or spend 15 minutes asking aimless questions or spend hours searching dilligently for the plug hole in the sink - I just now wander off.. mid conversation, screw driver in hand... plenty of other things to do....



"Hello? Hello? Have you been able to get to the floor? Or are you still levitating up at the ceiling? Hello? Hello?






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