I had to contact 12 different business's today.. And the women who answered the phone...

I am coming to believe that I don't like women...

Not all women, but plenty of them.

They are a total liability - they can't think, don't know, won't try....

And because, they handball the simplest of things, "over to the guys" - instead of engaging their brains, they remain fucking stupid - and the practice is allowed to continue....

Why?


For instance.

Most "single brand" dealers, may occasionally carry a second smaller line of vehicle.

This means you have a few different varieties of the brand in the shop, some second hand (probably assorted models / trade in's) and last years model/s as well.

And your second brand line is a proportionally smaller amount of vehicle.

So in the case of motorcycle dealerships... the shops are usually small, the stock in hand is limited, and there is NOT a lot of variety to deal with.

Today I had to ring 12 different vehicle dealers for information, as in do they have a particular workshop manual for sale - which should be on the shelves of shit for sale - and if the answer is no, then the follow on question is, "Can you get them in?" and then, "Has the importer supplied your work shop with one?".

But about 8 out of 12 calls were answered by women....


OK some back ground info.

Most Chinese cheap shit vehicles come with a operators manual and a service manual.

The operators manual tells you how to turn the fucker on and drive it and where to put the fuel in - and some basic things and checks...

10 pages of incoherent shit on paper the size of toilet paper....

And the service manual has how often to change the oil and stupid shit you can do like wind the window down and to take it to the dealer to get it back up again.


But a REAL workshop manual - tells you how to pull the thing to bits, take all the measurements - look for indications of wear and tear and scheduled replacements, and repair and replace the worn or broken bits and put it back together again - and make it run.

Owner servicing manuals have little tables that say:

Change oil at 500Km, 1000Km, 2000Km and every 4000Km after that..

Workshop manuals have pictures in them like this:

Of all the women bar about one, none of them knew anything about what they had in stock, like books on the shelves. None of them knew what manuals they had on the computer system.

One of them "Princess Valium" was andamnant that the "owners service manual" - which said, "Change the oil every 4000Km by taking it to the dealer" - was in fact the work shop manual - basically because she is just so fucking stupid.

She was too fucking dumb to even get it that the 10 pages of toilet paper - is not in fact, a WORKSHOP manual - that typically come with 130 pages of A4 sized pages, and lots of pictures on how to remove the cylinder and head, replace the piston and rings, and how to put it all back together again - with the specified torque settings... etc.

And almost all of them said, "Oh I will hand you over to the guys" - because they know about this stuff and I have worked there for like 10 years and I don't have a fucking clue - like I might get a feather duster, and clean the book shelves with the manuals in them - but what I am dusting and why I am dusting, never fucking registers - and the impact my stupidity has on the business - doesn't register either.

They dust the books, without BOTHERING to note the brand, make and models, that the workshop manuals are for - as in what they have in stock.

They have the manuals in stock, to SELL.... which pays them a wage and keeps the business going, but they have NO interest in what they are for, and why people buy them, and capitalising upon this information, to make the sales, when people ask about BUYING them - and that doesn't register either.

And when they answer the phone - the effect of their dumb fuckness - is that instead of going, "Yeah we have a workshop manual for X Brand Y Model - years 2002 - 2010" - straight off the bat - followed by "It's $$$, would you like to come in and purchase it or to make a phone sale and for us to post it out to you?", they go, "Ohhh I don't know (fucking nothing) - let me put you over to the guys."

So every phone call takes like 5 times as long..... and involves 3 or 4 people, instead of just two....

The guy who is busy fixing the bikes, has to down his tools, clean his hands, walk from the workshop to the phone, to take the call, because the dumb fuck who answered the phone, hasn't got a clue about the books on the rack 10 feet away from where it's parked it's arse....

So that turns a 5 minute phone call, into a 15 minute wait - when if it had half a brain it could have said YES or NO in the first 2 minutes...

And it's not that some men are not totally fucking stupid either - one of the guys who answered the phone when asked, "Do have a workshop manual for Brand X Model Y vehicle?" instead of answering with, "Yes we have them in stock." or "No - but we can get one in for you." or "No they are not available." - answers a "yes or no" style question, with, "Did you buy the vehicle from us?"

This is always the most overt sign that your dealing with a stupid cunt.

And the only way to deal with them is with a second direct question, "Are the workshop manuals available for these vehicles, and can you supply them - yes or no?"

Truly - there are some dense cunts in the male population, but statistically - the women trump the men on the dumb fuck issue.

The logic follows like so:  "Do you toilet paper rolls for sale?"

The answer SHOULD be "Yes" or "No."

The answer the dumb fuck women give is, "Oh ummm what did you want it for? To wipe your arse or your cunt?"

Like what the fuck does that have to do with anything? And they don't "Get it" - at both what an incredibly STUPID answer that is, and that people have better things to do with their lives than getting fucked around by idiots, and just how bad being a stupid shit is, for THE business and your future employability.

So the only solution is to nail them - "Do you have rolls of toilet paper for sale or not?" (yes or fucking no????)

That is what it is like in dealing with dumb cunts... threading though their impenetrable logic on a fucking fishing expedition, for a plain "yes or no" answer.

The women are the fucking worst - mentally lazy, undisciplined and shoddy in their business acumen....

It's not that women have a monopoly on being stupid, but they tend to have a far more pervasive culture of cluelessness as a species, than guys.

I know about nail polish - the solvents, the resins, fillers, additives and formulations, shear strength, softening temperature, the bonding strengths to different surfaces and materials - etched metal surfaces or materials that fuse in acetone etc., etc., etc.

The typical clueless dumb fuck asks, "Does it match my outfit." - which is the limit of their chemistry.

I only use nail polish as a fast setting bonding agent - or for spraying small objects with flashy nitrate enamels, and rarely so.... and I know nearly everything you could ever possibly know about it, and they use it every day for decades and know nothing at all about it.


In terms of providing customer service at the dealerships, none of them come in an hour earlier and leave an hour later, 5 days a week to read up on all the makes and models they sell, and go data mining as to what is in the actual data base on the computer, what their stock levels are and what the parts are for, and what the turn over is etc.,.......

They are not promoting their business's - and customer relations... nothing.

Nope - they just come in, suck coffee and Tim Tams, lick a few stamps and post a few letters and sweep the floors and wash  the cups....

And that is about fucking it.

And it shows, because they are almost always deferring the issue to the guys or saying, "I don't know any thing about this, you will have to talk to the manager" etc..

I often feel like screaming at them, "Well if your not even remotely capable of doing YOUR job, and your not even interested in finding out how to do YOUR job, nor do you even have any idea what it takes to do  YOUR job, what are you on the fucking payroll for then?"

To have nine out of ten women answer the phone calls with, "Awww I don't know?" - for base level knowledge, for the industry they work in, is total bullshit.

But dunce men, employ dunce women. If you have an  idiot on the front line, answering the phone with "Ummm I don't know." as a customer calling card, then the manager is an idiot for employing such stupid people who give such piss poor "FRONT LINE" customer service.

How to get rid of lazy arse dunce women:

Replace them with a toaster oven.

Add a toaster / griller for the cheese sammiches, to go with the bar fridge and maybe hire a cleaner for 4 hours every week - and run a cordless phone into the workshop and once the guys figure out how to make great grilled cheese sammiches - the chicks are gone.

That saves a whole weeks wages right then and there and it gets rid of the blocked toilets too.

Women are generally lazy cunts for blocking toilets by dropping tampons into them, instead of the lucky dip bin.


As far as employing women, it's the compounding lack of self motivation, and the culture of it's OK to drag the dead weight that cost 3 X as much as it earns - by condoning the stupidity and apathy, instead of FIXING IT, or FIRING IT.


This chick in the following video, has a penetrating logic - "Like sort it out yourself. If you stand on the scales and your weight has gone up because you have been stuffing your face, of course your fucking arse is going to be bigger Duh! - so don't burden the guy with your bullshit; ""Darling? Does this outfit make my arse look big?""