The Boganville Fire Brigade




"We like to have a few beers and get friendly with each other."


Well it looks like the Boganville Fire Brigade are running out of members... 

There may be a whole heap of reasons.

People moving away, people not interested, and possibly people just not willing to put up with the "Jobs for the boys" bullshit.

But take it from an expert - How to become a member of the Boganville Fire Brigade.

1. Speak in high IQ tones with words like, "Awww mate, Awwww mate, Awwwwwwwww maaaate".

2. Lead the conversations with phrases like "Awwww mate, well I heard.." and act like a know it all expert - with your shit shovelling bar stool intellectual insights.

3. Practice your hose handling skills, by driving around with your brigade buddies, by keeping your hands in each others pockets.

4. Sink loads and loads of piss - and recite the adventures with "Awwwww mate, yeah mate, really mate, pretty ordinary mate, awww mate".

5. Rest assured that by the time you stagger out of the stupor with a blood alcohol content of about 5 x the legal limit, that you can actually drive better with a few beers in you, and this will help you arrive at the fire in time to put out the smoldering stumps.. eventually.... after getting lost for 3 hours because your all too pissed to read the GPS.... and the house that was on fire, was your next door neighbours.

6, Sing jolly songs of victory in unison with the siren while you pump each others fire fats, with a stirring chorus of "Aww Mate, Aww Mate, Aww Mate, Aww Mate, Aww Mate, Aww Mate, Whoooooooooooooooo!"

7. It's perfectly OK to go out of your way to be in ignorant arsehole, with all the lying, crawley incrowd bullshit, because everyone else is an ignorant arsehhole who is also into the lying, crawley incrowd bullshit. And this is important, as we wish to restrict our average IQ to the same size, which is no bigger than the steps to the most distant relative in our family tree.

8. Pay no attention to people calling you an inbred retard. You should remember that it's only important to be judged by the company that you keep.

Do this and "I'll vote ya in mate and you'll become one of us - a member of the Boganville Fire Brigade".


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