How come I don't shop at Coles?
Mainly because these dead shits advertise almost nothing except pure fucking sugary shit filled junk food in their weekly specials.
No food porn extravaganza of fresh green ORGANIC vegetables....
Nope.
"Specials this week, Cadbury Garbage Bars, 2 litre bottles of Coke, Fanta and Lemon Aid, and other crap, the dreadful frozen pizza's, Pink Iced Donuts and gallons of cheap piss," - for all you fat fucks and your insulin shots.
"And hey - when we get our in-house drug shops, you can get lard arse meds, and extra fly die points, all home delivered with your craptastic sugar filled shit as well."
So that is why I almost never shop at Coles.
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