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Panadol - Now available in Executive Anal Formula.

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GlaxoSmithKline said their product Panadol Osteo, would rise by 50% on 01 January 2016... It's basically a slow release pill, composed of paracetamol, all 650 milligrams of it. 0.65 grams.... With no changes to the cost of manufacturing the product etc... it's just a fucking scam. How to fuck them up. 1. Buy dirt cheap paracetamol. And since I rarely take any medication, I have no idea on how long the tablets take to be digested and absorbed, and then remain effective in the system... So read the original pack, memorise your own experience and then if your normally taking 2 or 3 x 650mg a day, then you can adjust your doses of 500mg x 2 or 3 a day... or 1/2 a tablet every 4 hours, or one tablet every 4 hours... It's basic maths... and rounding up or down a little..... This is not an endorsement - it's a first come first served web search... more of a lucky dip... http://www.chemistwarehouse.com.au/buy/41147/Panamax-500mg-100-Tablets-LIMIT-OF-2-BOXES-PER-ORDER Panamax 50

Better Bouncing Boobies

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I have not posted any nice bouncing boobies for a while and so I went looking. To my dismay... Far too many of them, far too many posing on my web cam views.... And a lot of them are kind of "icky"... So I only picked out the NICE healthy chicks, with the nice healthy TITS on the nice healthy bodies. "Yesssss we are watching...."  This is just distracting.  Mmmm Yum - Lets Fuck!  Nuff for now....

Shit Parents, Shit Inlaws, Shit Schooling, Shit Prescreening, Shit Training, and Shit Managers = Shit staff.

Y ou know those places that put spotty clueless kids on staff..... "Hi do you sell any steering wheel covers?" "Ummmm what's that?" "It's a cover, that goes around the steering wheel." Groan etc. A nd this is not a case of not knowing what a steering wheel cover is. It's also not a case of not knowing where they are in the store. It's a case of not knowing what a steering wheel even is. A nd when the issue is put upon the pimply twat.... "Have you ever considered the benefits of doing a automotive maintenance course?" If it's a girl, it will get all truly "I am a feminist, I am being victimised, you can go fuck yourself, no one tells me what to do" attitude, by opening it's mouth, and saying, "Your really rude you are, I am really offended by your attitude." + hang up on you... So total fucking incompetence coupled with an IQ smaller than it's shoe size, when met with the opportunity to "get a

USA now has 50,000 Wind Generators... Fuck Face Abbott sucks coal.

https://www.yahoo.com/tech/now-over-50-000-wind-014500079.html Wind turbines now produce enough power to energize 19 million U.S. homes Lulu Chang Digital Trends December 29, 2015 It’s been an uphill battle for environmental activists, but 2015 will go down as one of the most successful years yet in the fight for the well-being of the planet. In addition to the historic Paris climate deal, the United States can celebrate a more localized victory. According to a report from the  American Wind Energy Association (AWEA) , there are now more than 50,000 wind turbines in operation across 40 states and Puerto Rico. More exciting still, these turbines combine for a whopping 70 gigawatts of energy across the country. Just how much is 70 gigawatts in layman’s terms? According to  Michael Goggin, senior director of research at the AWEA, it’s “enough to power about 19 million homes.”  Or if you prefer a more seasonal visualization, the Huffington Post notes that it’s enough energy “to

Is my cunt too big?

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Well I wrote this about, one behalf of, and for the issues of SANER sex. If your one of these retarded women who grew up playing with Barbie Dolls, and still do - your an idiot. And if you have then gone onto shoving HUGE fucking things in your cunt, like double fist fucking, HUGE dildos etc... Then YOUR cunt is TOO BIG. And your basically INSANE.... So you either have issues, or your the wiring in your head is not quite right. Take your choice. Yes - so you idiot chicks with your FAR too big cunts.  Go burn your Barbie dolls and get a life, and learn to be content with a nice stiff dick. http://www.instructables.com/id/Barbie-Doll-Electric-Chair-Science-Fair-Project!/  And the chicks of FEMEN - at the Barby Dream World Opening in Berlin. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What kind of inspired this post. a) There are now far too many girls / women / teenagers, fucking FAR too many BIG THINGS, far too often.... and they are taking their idiot cues from both the internet

Jesus the Jewish Zombie

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Christmas 2015? Or was that Mythmas 2015? Or even Hexmas 2015? The Cult of the Cash Register. Well Jesus the Jewish zombie didn't put in an appearance - AGAIN.... Fuck his sloppy, overly fucked, cum filled, gay arse.

Big Food Is Increasingly Using Dirty Tricks

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http://www.counterpunch.org/2015/12/25/afraid-of-food-activists-big-food-is-increasingly-using-dirty-tricks/ December 25, 2015 Afraid of Food Activists, Big Food Is Increasingly Using Dirty Tricks by Martha Rosenberg Officially, Big Food is not worried about the small number of “fringe” food activists who object to cruel, unhealthful and environmentally destructive products. But unofficially, it is a different story. American Egg Board CEO Joanne Ivy stepped down in apparent disgrace this fall when a 2013 email she wrote to a consultant saying the board was accepting “your offer to make that phone call to keep Just Mayo off Whole Foods shelves,” was revealed. Just Mayo is an egg-free and vegan product from San Francisco start-up Hampton Creek. Whole Foods still sells it. Why is Ivy’s attempt to quash competition reason to step down? As a USDA commodity “checkoff” program, the egg board is a quasi-government agency not supposed to be playing dirty retail

I have this thing about stupid people.....

You see my parents were negligent, self centred idiots... I basically had to make my own skate boards (awesome) and these retarded fucks, never even gave a thought about getting or providing ANY safetygear - like a helmet, elbow, wrist and knee pads and braces etc... So they rate rather poorly in terms of intelligence and responsibility. I read this story....... http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/boy-knocked-unconscious-after-falling-off-hoverboard-in-elanora-heights-20151224-gluw7f.html Boy knocked unconscious after falling off 'hoverboard' in Elanora Heights Date December 25, 2015 - 12:44PM A teenager was knocked unconscious when he fell from a 'hoverboard' in Sydney's north on Christmas morning, according to the CareFlight rescue service. The 16-year-old boy was riding the self-balancing scooter in Elanora Heights when he fell and his hit head on a hard surface about 9.40am, according to a witness who calle

Picturesqe and Dead - Bushfires and Stupid People.

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I was raised by idiots.... And I have this REAL aversion to stupid people.... My idiot mother - one one of her "parental access visits" - well I was about 16 or 17 or something... and I had been riding motorbikes for some time..... And I knew that in the wet, the highly polished steel tram tracks, even under the most gingerly performed slow speed manouvers, could causethe said motorbike to lose all traction and have the wheels slide out from under it.... And mother dearest - who had the tendency with all her mind fuck never ending head games, to produce psychotic reactions in the step children, me and her pets and all of her relationships.... including her doting advocates.. And she did it by shit like this. On this particular visit, I noticed that the VERY NARROW tyres of her Volkswagon Beetle, well the tyres were about the same width as the tram track rails embedded in the concrete, and the width of the tyre track, was only about 150mm or 6" wider than the tram tracks

Reprinting Mein Kampf in Germany.... Ugghhhh.

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Yeah fuck the Nazis, WW2 - a fucking awful time was had by all. Except for the mostly American bankers and industrialists, who profited most hansomly from the investment in rearming Germany for WW2... Brought the USA out of the depression that did.... Etc. National Socialism, it's only proof that being a cunt, is normal for humanity, irrespective of uniform, association, religion, political affiliation, empire, nationality, employment, pledges, oaths, etc., etc., etc.... It's just a fucking brand name, kind of like "Patriot Act" or "Bringing Peace and Democracy" - so often used by the righteous christian - Australian, English, German and American empire. And being a nazi arsehole - a veritable cunt it's not the uniform or the swastika, it's the school board who fires the cook for giving some hungry kid a feed, when they are hungry and have no money.... It's the cunts in the catholic church who cover up the crap in the ranks, instead of dealing wi