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Bureau of Metrology - fucks this up so badly......

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  I have gone travelling on the basis, of the Bureau of Metrology, saying, "Bum Fuck Nowhere - Nice sunny day, light winds, everyone happy - "Hello Birds, Hello Trees, Hello Flowers, Hello Sky"" - Skip, Skip, Skip..... And just after I arrived in Jesus Land - it just fucking poured down all afternoon...  Well today is just the fucking opposite...... The weather reports across the districts (Victoria Australia) - from west to east. Western Victoria: Forecast for the rest of Wednesday Summary     Max 16     Shower or two.     Chance of any rain: 50% Cloudy. Medium (50%) chance of showers, most likely during the morning and afternoon. The chance of a thunderstorm this morning. Winds northwesterly 15 to 20 km/h tending westerly 20 to 25 km/h in the middle of the day then becoming light in the late afternoon. Central Victoria: Forecast for the rest of Wednesday Summary     Max 16     Shower or two.     Chance of any rain: 80% Cloudy. High (80%) chance of showers during t

Climate Change - "Ahhh fuck no - Jobs? The Economy! Energy Prices!!!!

First off: Dear Malcolm Turnbull and Tony Abbott, the TV stations, the advertising companies, and companies like Ford, and the coal industry, and all the greasy palmed political terds. Fuck You. Secondly: To the media in general. This crap has to go. http://www.news.com.au/technology/environment/climate-change/get-ready-for-60day-heatwaves-as-australia-warms-up--the-dire-climate-predictions/news-story/ Fear Mongering: It would mean drastic cuts to emissions, potentially impacting jobs and power prices. Letting the ring lickers bludge and bullshit on, and on, and on: The government has promised to cut emissions by 26 to 28 per cent by 2030 and review its direct action climate policy next year. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mmmmm K. Got that? Wind Turbines generate energy for 2c KWH. Australian power retailers e.g. Origin Energy charge 45c Kwh from the coal burners. Expensive energy = Bad. Cheap renewable energy = Good. Polluted air, land, rivers and oceans = Bad.  Clean air,

This has to be one of the absolutely nicest cunt pics I have ever seen.

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This belongs in the national gallery.

Microsoft's Phone Sales Tank... as in off the cliff.

Microsoft can get fucked really. Linux Rules and that is about all there is to it. I have had decades of fighting with them and their idiot corporately corrupt shitware... I remember this brain dead fuckwitism, got really noticeable when Windows 95 came out, and they had set the file searching program, to only look for file types made using Microsoft software, like *.doc, *.txt, *. So none of the other file types like Word Perfect, etc., etc., etc., could not be searched for.... And that resulted in me, and a huge amount of people taking on MS about this kind of bullshit.... That is an example of what a bunch of scummy "product lock in" cunts at Microsoft are, and always have been... This report on their scumware phone sales, just nose diving into the bricks, gladdens my heart. As it goes these articles are good, if only for the gloat factor, on how after XP and Office 2003 - all Microsoft did, was repackage the same old shit in idiotic and unimaginative ways, to make operati

Monsanto Vs. Humanity and The Earth Vs. Monsanto

http://www.counterpunch.org/2016/08/15/holding-monsanto-to-account-the-peoples-tribunal-in-the-hague/ August 15, 2016 Holding Monsanto to Account: the People’s Tribunal in The Hague by Heidi Chow As one of the world’s leading seed and chemical companies, Monsanto’s activities affect us all. Its best-selling weedkiller is made from a chemical called glyphosate that the World Health Organisation has found to probably cause cancer. Yet its use is now so widespread that traces are found in one out of every three loaves of bread in the UK. That’s why earlier this year, in the lead up a EU decision about whether to relicense glyphosate, we mounted public pressure on decision makers through our Monsanto honest marketing campaign. We sent out thousands of spoof labels to individuals which ended up on supermarket shelves across the UK telling the truth about Monsanto’s products and their corporate power. Our campaign was part of widespread opposition across Europe, which resulted in a rejection

Wind Power in the USA 2c Kwh - Coal burner retailers in Australia charge 45c Kwh.

Yes while the like of Origin Energy and Powercore and their coal burner crap, and the rest of the retards in the Liberal Party like Abbott and Turnbull the turkey, carry on with their crap, we the customers are getting fucked up the arse for 45c Kwh And the Merkins are now churning out the volts from the wind farms for 2c a Kwh. Minus the pretty graphs.... http://cleantechnica.com/2016/08/18/us-wind-energy-prices-rock-bottom-levels-berkeley-lab/ US Wind Energy Prices At “Rock-Bottom Levels,” Says Berkeley Lab August 18th, 2016 by Joshua S Hill Wind energy prices in the United States “are at rock-bottom levels” and continue to remain attractive to utility and commercial purchasers, according to a new US-centric wind energy report. Prepared by the Electricity Markets & Policy Group at Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory (Berkeley Lab) for the US Department of Energy, the Wind Technologies Market Report confirmed several existing conclusions made in recent months about the US wind i

Big W - actually technologically worse than the losers at Aldi.

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I hate "fucking stupid" from a whole range of perspectives; and I hate brainlessly fucking lazy. The shits who manage Aldi, it's suppliers and it's woefully "fucking stupid" marketing dept, has been topped by the useless fucks of Big W. I thought, "You'd have to perform miracles, to top Aldi's efforts", and the shits at Big W have done it. OK the idiots at Aldi will typically advertise something like a torch... But they will say something clever like, "Torch. Makes light. Shines in the dark." No fucking shit. I am so glad that is sorted out. But they won't tell you how many lumens / watts it puts out. They won't say what types of batteries it takes or how many. They don't say how long the torch will run on a fresh set of batteries, at what light output settings. Whether it's water proof, and to what depth etc. Aldi is good at demonstrating their clueless bullshit. But the clowns running Big W, ARE actually WORSE. F

A womans place is in the kitchen..

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Down on all fours on the floor... Being fucked doggy style - balls deep in her cunt. (Or the relevance of archaeology to the modern man)

Mental Mufties and Jerkoff Jews - and their crazy mind fuck crap.

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Thank (the christian) god (of the jews) that we have Jesus (the jewish zombie in low earth orbit) to save us from these fucking nut case cults and their bullshit. https://www.rt.com/uk/356032-orthodox-jews-children-custody/ Ultra-Orthodox London Jews raising £1m to stop children from living with ‘irreligious parents’ Published time: 15 Aug, 2016 15:35 A group of British ultra-Orthodox Jews have launched a million-pound fundraising drive to stop “pure and holy children” from leaving the strict faith community and living with “irreligious parents". The fundraising drive was set up to fund the legal fees of divorcing parents involved in child custody battles with ex-partners who want to join mainstream society, the Independent reports. Flyers have been distributed in London’s Stamford Hill calling for the Charedi community to back the bid, saying: “Rescue the Children Convention: We now need one million pounds and therefore the community is requested to join in with a minimum sum of

Woolworths know the value of a dollar.

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Global Warming - parts of the world are baking at 60*C

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I remember the worst of the "bad days" of the 2009 Victoria Australia bush fires. The ground wind speed was about 120Kmh, and the temperature in the shade was 53*C. It was frightening. The metal door handles burned your hand..... Bad days - what didn't get burned in the fires, basically either found shelter and water, or it dry fried in the hot air. 53*C was too hot to stay alive - especially for those accustomed to "nasty hot" summers of 39-43*C But now parts of India are hitting 51*C and Iraq are getting to 60*C. Abbott the fucking arsehole, Turnbull the turkey, and their cancel the renewables and set up the coal mines... And all the auto manufacturers and the advertising agencies - and YOU the stupid consumers buying this bullshit for your lard arses.... And the glorious arsehole power companies - keeping the coal fired crap running, and gouging the customers for profit... instead of investing in renewables and winding down the coal burners. The retard arseho

Aldi's market share is stalling - Or the tools have their hands on it.

Once upon a time, Aldi's marketing strategy of "Hurry, buy now, limited stocks available", was a draw card... People got tired of the desperado "snap our fingers and jump" shit. And partly through competitive markets, and market glut. And mostly through their shitty, lazy and technically clueless management, purchasing and marketing departments, and their habit of putting fucking crap shit up for sale, i.e. their power tools tend to be cheap (=nasty) shit. The professional quality - that is still going strong 20 years later they ain't. And I don't know of a single man, who having bought Aldi power tools, in the past, who wants to buy any more of the Aldi branded power tools, now or in the future. So now the Aldi stores, have piles of unsold power tools, piling up in them.

How come I don't shop at Coles?

Mainly because these dead shits advertise almost nothing except pure fucking sugary shit filled junk food in their weekly specials. No food porn extravaganza of fresh green ORGANIC vegetables.... Nope. "Specials this week, Cadbury Garbage Bars, 2 litre bottles of Coke, Fanta and Lemon Aid, and other crap, the dreadful frozen pizza's, Pink Iced Donuts and gallons of cheap piss," - for all you fat fucks and your insulin shots. "And hey - when we get our in-house drug shops, you can get lard arse meds, and extra fly die points, all home delivered with your craptastic sugar filled shit as well." So that is why I almost never shop at Coles.