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The Aldi Facial - Oh yeah Baby!

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ALDI IS RUN BY FUCKING MORONS. This is based upon personal experience and years of full on infighting with them. The Aldi Management. OK - global pollution. Plastics poisoning the air, the earth and the sea. Aldi brand "Lacura - exfoliating wash". "Contains micro-beads to help unclog blocked pores." Manufactured in AUSTRALIA. After every other cosmetics manufacturer phased plastic micro-beads out AND IT'S GLOBALLY BANNED EVERYWHERE, the IDIOT management of Aldi are still getting it made for them and they are still selling their facial cleaner - filled with plastic microbeads. (but they won't tell you which bunch of Aussie cash grabbing shit heads are manufacturing it for them either) Ingredients: Water, polyethylene (beads) , soap and shit..... It just grinds up finer and finer and finer...... Plastic Microbeads in cosmetics and cleaners? This has been a very public issue, for a very long time. AND the morons at Aldi just don't get it. Why? Because th

Abbo Lip Service - And the big disconnect.

The diatribe of shit goes on, and on, and on..... "We acknowledge "Blah, Blah, Blah" as the traditional owners of this land." Well that's fine. But who the fuck are "THEY"? There is a complete disconnect from "The individuals" - the tribe, the culture, the land, the laws, the territory, the hunting and gathering techniques and tools, the understandings of the land, the sea and the sky, etc. What went on, what is is going on, and what direction are "they" going collectively and individually? One of the (really old) elders I spent time with, talked about how he had spent time hunting and gathering along the rivers and esturies of northern NSW, with his father and grand fathers and uncles etc. He said if you did that these days, the farmers (land, oyster and fish) would shoot you. And the young people when you take them camping out bush, the first thing they ask, "Where we going to plug the colour tele in?" So while the singu

A good vid.... A fun vid.... A sexy vid....

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The Caveat - Fact Vs. Reality. Sex is a fun, social and community activity. What has changed though, is the contrived nature of this industry, and it's role modelling of inappropriate and unhealthy personal, social and sexual health experiences. Partly, this is "the way it's always been", and partly Hmmmmm. On one hand seeing your partner getting really turned on is kind of cool, but the nasty side of all of this is, ALL of the people the stripper has fucked, and all the other people they have fucked etc., and ALL of the people in the video sucking this guys cock, where have they been, who have they fucked, and who, statistically speaking, have picked up any number of nasty to fatal sexually transmissible diseases.... The good thing about porn, is it's safe sex.... But really, in the real world, you need your brains engaged and your crotch not so inflamed.... Or at least inflamed, in a calculated, tested, and authentic way. No papers, no prick.

Aldi's intellectual defiencies with the obvious arise once again.

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I like some things about Aldi, their toxic germ warfare cleaner, being a combination of sodium hydroxide and chlorine, being an outstanding example of destroying all known forms of life - a particularly long standing talent of the corporate germanic united nations (See Vid for B.A. [Before Adolf] info).  But their demented lies, product testing - or the lack of, the bullshit spoken by their retarded "corp speak" glove puppets etc... The management of Aldi are fucking morons and liars - and some of what they sell is shit - here is another case in point. OK the science of shaving. An old Greek barber taught me how to shave in excellence and style. I asked him why do barbers put hot steaming towels over peoples faces prior to shaving them. He explained that the hair takes up the moisture, and it softens and pokes out a little further, making it both easier for the razor to cut, and after the shave, the cut hair pulls in a little further. So by having a shower, scrubbing the face

Whites are just niggers who lost their colour.

In the beginning.... molecules. life. dinosaurs. rodents, monkeys, ancient human like people, more modern people, very brown and black people - living in the equatorial areas, then migrating to the northern areas, closer to the pole, where adaptions to hot sunny climes are no longer necessary and adaptations to lower sunlight, cool to cold climates  are necessary - so the black people evolve into white people. All the way with the KKK, the Aryans and the white supremacists.... And all other morons.

Shitbags in Business. The Art of being stupid arseholes isn't just the perogative of Feminists.

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This really happened: I needed some small bits of tube to make elastomer bearings with.... Say 18mm OD, 1mm wall thickness, 6mm long, and about 10 of them... That is 2 for the bearings, and 8 to practice the assembly technique on. Plus a few extra little bits and pieces. About 1 handful. All up - probably about $8 - $12 tops, for all the metal. I asked said Office Jerk Off, and how much for all the cutting? "Oh we usually do it for nothing" - said he. So I am expecting steel rings to look something like this. And the "cut" comes from using a hand tool or a machine tool, that works something like this:  While not quite as good, a passable cut can be made using something like this:  A week later, I call them up - and they are expecting payment over the phone and delivery by courier. Delivery - sight unseen, prior to payment. I asked what does it all come too? $150.00 Me thinks - "This IS too much." So I query this prick. "Why so much?" "Oh Oh

I have discovered I hate the Hollywood Wierdos with the bleached teeth.

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I ran across a woman the other day, with the depressingly "super white beyond white" teeth, that had been chemically treated, to look like a show room full of refrigerators, in super bright day light level lighting... And since then I have been noticing this pathetically super white Hollywierd fakeness on mostly American TV people. I mean if your've been blessed with truly shit teeth that really look genuinely bad, sure, go for a tidy up.... Or reconstructive surgery after some kind of a bad time... fine.. But Jesus fuck - these plastic people and their Barby doll bits... The plastic surgery, the tattooed eye brows, the facial implants, etc. I have come to hate the fashion tragics that are dumb enough to think that looking like the fake people in the highly modified tooth paste / teeth whitening / brightening treatment adds - with teeth 10 shades whiter than the surface of the sun..... So fake.

How to train your feminist fuckwit, into becomming your dim witted fuck toy.

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It's easy. By combining home economics, domestic duties and fucking, your can train your dim witted feminist fuckwit, into becoming your submissive, obedient fuck toy. However, if she is an intractible nazi with tits, you can get all your out of town friends to fuck her, and when she gets pregnant, you can kick her arse out on the street where she belongs and get new one. The best thing is that your not the father, and she can't prove that you are, she can't sponge off you for getting her pregnant (It's always the man's fault THEY get pregnant and the guy has to support her), and she will have to take herself and her bullshit else where... Feminists come cheap you know, as anyone who can't separate fact from fantastical ideology, usually doesn't have much else going for them. Womens Studies courses are particularly adept at pumping out pussy without a point, cheaply, without critical thinking faculties and at bargain basement prices.  "Turn your feral f

Telling the religious idiots to take their shit and fuck off.

"I have always been grossly incompetent at pandering to the neurotics. Mostly because I could see no good reason for doing so. And when pressing them for any good reasons, neither could they provide any. The religious are both particularly adept at both being profoundly neurotic and justifying their bullshit by inventing more profoundly neurotic bullshit." Me. Just then. https://www.rt.com/news/378079-le-pen-headscarf-lebanon/ French right-wing presidential candidate Marine Le Pen has refused to wear a headscarf for a meeting with the Lebanese Grand Mufti. In her statement, Le Pen said she would not cover herself up and cancelled the encounter. Le Pen was scheduled to meet Sheikh Abdellatif Deriane, the Grand Mufti of Lebanon, in his office in Beirut on Tuesday. After arriving, Le Pen was asked to wear a headscarf, but refused. According to AFP, Le Pen was given a veil by Mufti’s aides. “You can pass on my respects to the Grand Mufti, but I will not cover myself up,” Le Pen t

Chemistry lesson for Scott Morrison (and a maffs lessun for Rory McGuire)

http://www.afr.com/opinion/letters-to-the-editor/letters-ceo-pay-and-super-20170214-guclff Treasurer Scott Morrison's display of a lump of coal in Parliament last week could have benefited from more details.  Assuming it weighed one kilogram, he could have explained that when burnt in a power station, it would produce two to 2.5 kilowatt hours of electricity, about 2.5 kilograms of carbon dioxide and up to seven grams each of sulphur dioxide and various oxides of nitrogen. It would also produce about 50 grams of fly ash and a few micrograms of heavy metals, including mercury, and some radioactive materials. Alternatively, if Mr Morrison had displayed one kilo of silicon, he could have explained that it could make about two square metres of solar panels and, at 20 per cent efficiency, with an average five hours of full sun a day, after two days they would have made more electricity than his piece of coal. Then he could have pointed out that modern solar panels are guaranteed for up

What have the Romans ever done for us? - Or how to derail meetings by being a helpful fuckwit.

Life of Brian Script Scene 10: Before the Romans Things Were Smelly The sketch: FRANCIS: We're gettin' in through the underground heating system here, up through into the main audience chamber here, and Pilate's wife's bedroom is here. Having grabbed his wife, we inform Pilate that she is in our custody and forthwith issue our demands. Any questions? COMMANDO XERXES: What exactly are the demands? REG: We're giving Pilate two days to dismantle the entire apparatus of the Roman Imperialist State, and if he doesn't agree immediately, we execute her. MATTHIAS: Cut her head off? FRANCIS: Cut all her bits off. Send 'em back on the hour every hour. Show them we're not to be trifled with. REG: Also, we're demanding a ten foot mahogany statue of the Emperor Julius Caesar with his dock hangin' out. P.F.J.: laughing LORETTA: What? They'll never agree to that, Reg. REG: That's just a bar-- a bargaining counter. And of course, we point out th

More Mad Muslim Bullshit.

In Brief: Pakistan court deems Valentine’s Day ‘un-Islamic,’ bans across country  https://www.rt.com/news/377208-pakistan-ban-valentines-day/ Valentine’s Day has effectively been banned in Pakistan after the Islamabad High Court (IHC) ruled on Monday to prohibit marking the occasion in public spaces and government offices across the country, effective immediately, regional media reported. The court ruling came as the result of a petition started by concerned citizen Abdul Waheed, who complained that promoting the holiday in the media and across social networks is “against Islamic teachings and should be banned immediately.” All print and online media outlets have been ordered to “stop all Valentine's Day promotions,” and celebrating the occasion in public too has been banned. Justice Shaukat Aziz, who made the ruling, directed the Federal Ministry of Information, the Pakistan Electronic Media Regulatory Authority (PEMRA) and the Islamabad High Commission to