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Fuck Kogan and Vodaphone.

Kogan, Kogan, Kogan..... The Jolly J2 Samsung, running Android. Afflicted with Google and Microsofts Shit-Ware. You know, Gmail without an OFF button. Lose the phone with the application open - and unable to be closed - immediate access into your entire account. Smart Move Arseholes. And Microsoft - the scummiest bit of software manufacturing ever to foist their unfortunate crapware on the planet. Like What The Fuck is with that. Use your phone as a word processor and load it all up on our CLOUD.... Oh Awesome. Like climbing out on a branch and sawing of the tree side of it. Great until it breaks. Anyway, get the phone, Kudos Toll Freight. But there is nothing at all in the way of instructions for the phone. There is a tiny little pamphlet - but that is in in Korean. So this is about my 3rd or 4th Samsung phone, running Android in 12 or more (?) years, so I pretty much figure that I have this "getting the phone going" stitched up by now. Turns out I can't use the phone, w

Mbeat makes JUNK - Their 7 port hubs are crap and their service is bullshit.

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Yes the Noble Little Acer Aspire One, with it's 3 little USB ports.. Mouse + Bigger Keyboard + Tethered Phone = Where do you plug in the camera / USB stick / etc? Well I picked up one of these, and a spare, just in case the original died, and one for a friend. And they have always proven to be totally unreliable.. Some days some ports work, other days, not, but for the most part, neither of them have consistently worked at all. They have the quality and reliability that earns them embedding in the concrete wall - if it wasn't for the fact that they were not fit for anything and they also happened to cost a fair bit at the time.... Tried them on different computers, different hardware plugged in - the dodgy hubs were pretty hit and miss / unreliable across all systems..... They are fucking shit. So assuming that the later units may have had the bugs ironed out.... I contacted them to swap them over, via their website: Something, like, "The hubs have always been unreliable a

Yes some men are as stupid and as pill fucked as feminists. Yes Really.

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I wanted to buy some steel tube to make a jack handle.... I figured that 30mm x 30mm (outside size of square tube) with a wall thickness of about 3mm would be about right. But I figured that I'd like the handle to be detachable, and the easiest way, would be to get some slightly larger steel tube to stick the handle in... Sort of like foot in shoe - so to speak. So the drug fucked / pilled out cunt - who is PURE idiot,  always arguing about whether "they can" cut the steel I want to LENGTH - "Ooooorrrr snot very accurate maaaate - might be a few mil out... Just have to wear it mate..." So he thinks that say plus or minus 3 or 4 mm each way of the right length is OK... Well no it's not, and that is what rulers and tape measures are for..... I think plus or minus about 0.25mm each way, is OK for a rough cut. And it takes no more time to measure it wrongly as it does to measure it rightly. On the type of saw I want it cut on.... "Awwwwww maaaate - don'

You know, growing up bisexual is a hard thing.

When I gew up, we were raised on foots and inches, with real concrete mile stones on the highway edges. Then we transitioned to millipedes and centipedes. And as much as I actually DO hate dealing with the FUCKING Merkins and their bullshit 1688 measuring system, I do find my orientation spinning from time to time. It's easier to say and think to people my age, "Ooo fuck that - having 250Kg of motor bike falling 2 and a half feet, off the work bench on top of you...". Than it is to say, "Ooo fuck that - having 550Lb of motor bike falling 750mm off the work bench on top of you...". But some people don't get being bisexual with measurements.

The Lesbian Separatist Feminist Vegan Man Hater testing the Meat Substitute

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In dealing with some profoundly idiotic people....

There are SOME individuals who I have to deal with from time to time, in the area of drugs, detoxes and rehabs, that are complete and utter cunts. And statistically - it's inevitable that they will be such arseholes for so long, that they get to the point where, even they can't stand living with themselves and then they kill themselves. And like idiots who drive through the wet, cold, dark, twisty mountain roads at high speed, in the middle of the night, during a down pour, with one shitty yellow old head light and bald tyres - you can look at them at the start of their fiasco and say, "They are not going to make it through this." They are going to do what it takes to bring themselves undone,  and as a result - they will die. But the necessary idea is to not get into their car (or their crap) with them. In regards to a couple of particularly idiotic destructive pricks who have crossed my path, with conduct that ought to result in an utterly savage beating, for both be

The Feminist Work Ethic.

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University feminists are both the most ignorant, and they teach the most unrealistic. "I want a heated home, but someone else can push the coal cart. After all, it's not my job."

I want intelligent customer service.

There's a hole in the internet IQ bucket. Dear Liza. You can't get ANY customer service, unless you already have a paid for account. You can't get a paid for account, unless you sign up for it and pay for it. And the reason for the inquiry, is to find IF and ABOUT the upgrade path, if any, from the free site to the paid for site, IN ADVANCE of signing up for anything. So there is no way to contact the people in the company, to ask the questions of, before you hire them to work for you. Duh!. Fuck I hate dealing with depersonalised cunts and their low IQ bullshit communication blocks. A hole dear Liza, a hole.

Nagging is a bad thing.

My bank nags me. This pisses me off. When I ring them up to fiddle with the finances, they insist on telling me each and every fucking time, that I can go on line to do this..... Wow awesome. You mean that I as a techno savvy child of the space age, and has established a successful history of doing online account related undertakings, needs to be told  that I can do the nature of the inquiry online - which is a euphamism, for lowering OUR costs, by fucking you off the phone line, and getting you to do it all yourself. And it never occurs to THEM, that the reason your actually calling them on the phone to do this account related shit, is because one is probably no where near a secure computer, or ones admirably small phone, is a fucking prick to to anything other than the bare essential internet things on... and that is all that is available at the moment. And they keep fucking NAGGING me - every time I call up, "Are you aware you can do this online... blah, blah, blah..." ins

Wikileaks Vs. The CIA.

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Releasing the CIA's inventory of spyware / hacking tools. In principle, IF the CIA, or as I refer to them, the "Cunts In Action" - were a genuinely ethical group of people, working for humanities best long term interests, then this hack would be a BAD thing. But the CIA is anything but a group of ethical people, acting on principle, in a consistently consistent basis. It's more of a hidden in plain sight version of the Gestappo. A bit of window dressing and bullshit, and you have a bunch of corrupt corporate killers for Nazi Land USA. Millions dead and billions in peril. So Kudos to Wikileaks, for giving the CIA a massive black eye. Because I am kind of tired - not so much about keeping the shit heads under control, but the shit heads keeping us under control - for drugs, oil, weapons and huge warfare and corruption based profits. https://wikileaks.org/ https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/ Vault 7: CIA Hacking Tools Revealed Releases Documents Contents • Press Release • Ana

I haven't taken a swipe at the fucks in Origin Energy for a while..

But they have given me good reason too recently... Something about fucking me around for ages, and not remembering that I bill for my time, in dealing with their fuck ups..... And they think they can on sell their alleged bill for me, without fixing up the fuck ups they created, and paying for my time, in shifting their shit back into their in tray, which they refuse to take responsibility for fixing up and paying me for. So they can fucking live with it. And a quick look around the web - it's nice to see their customers still hold them and their fucking bullshit in the utmost contempt. http://www.productreview.com.au/p/origin-energy.html 1 of 74 pages  Origin Energy www.originenergy.com.au 1.3 from 879 reviews Origin Energy     Reviews (879)     Q&A (59)  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Emad Ehsan Adelaide     2 reviews     2 comments     4 helpful votes Pathetic Service 1 out of 5, reviewed on Mar 10, 2017 I moved houses and renewed the contract back in Decemb